Patricia Heaton Fake

Obviously, I’m no fan of those who plastic surgery themselves into ghouls, but isn’t moderation the key? What in the world is wrong with wanting to look better and doing something about it? A tummy tuck, an eyebrow lift, having a mole removed…

Not everyone was born with the genetic make-up of a Kate Winslet. Furthermore, not everyone has the free time between pictures and the millions of dollars needed for the diet and exercise specialists many of today’s stars hire on to keep them, uhm, ”natural-looking.”

Last night I hung a garage door. It was actually kinda fun in a challenging sort of way until I had it mostly complete and realized it won’t open because there’s not enough headroom. So now I’m either going to call a door specialist or make lemonade by installing carpeting and a pool table.

Laugh all you want but do you think it’s easy being an idiot.

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Simply one of the greatest musicals (and movies) ever produced. MGM was at their high-water mark in 1952 and for my money the musical productions coming out of the magical studio during this period of time represent the best we’ll ever see in the art of making motion pictures. Acting, screenwriting, lighting, color, cinematography, editing, song, score, choreography, production design and costume design — all came together in an exquisite way we will never see again.